In a case of pissing
gone too far, a US man, Jeff Rubin, 27 who slept almost the entire flight from
Anchorage to Portland urinated in the crack of seats in front of him. Well, 30
minutes before touchdown provides plenty of time for him to release his bladder
but it is not known why he decided to do this most unthinkable act.
Image above: Jeff Rubin will be charged with second-degree criminal mischief and offensive littering.
Apparently, sitting
just two rows in front of him was Suzanna Caldwell, an Alaska Dispatch News
reporter who was spared the spray. She said,”It’s not like anyone was
screaming. I didn’t even realize anything had happened until the flight attendants
came up to me and told me police were going to come on board.” she told
Anchorage newspaper.
The police report says
passengers and airline employees told officers Rubin had been sleeping for most
of the flight and just 30 minutes before landing, he stood up and began
urinating through the crack between the seats in front of him and onto the
passengers sitting there. He then lost his balance and fell backwards while
splashing the urine on the passengers, seats and luggage.
The young man who was
aboard the JetBlue flight spent about 5 hours in jail and was released. He will
be charged with second-degree offensive littering and criminal mischief. Rubin
did not respond to a message seeking comment.
This is another post
that got me laughing while I was typing although again I do admit that I wouldn’t
be laughing if I was sprayed on with his unholy mist. Reminds me of the song, I’m
leaving on a jet plane by John Denver with a twist… I’M PISSING, ON A JET PLANE;
I DON’T KNOW WHEN I’LL BE BACK AGAIN ….
Jokes aside, I feel
sorry for the people who were rudely awakened by the man’s gesture. I wonder if
he was drunk.
CONTRIBUTION:
1. Stuff.Co
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