Call it fanatic or stupidity;
I don’t know what to say really. In the latest ludicrous propaganda going over in the social media, a
favourite local breakfast meal, Nasi Lemak has been dubbed as a Jew’s agenda to
propagate the Freemason and Illuminati. It was just an innocent favourite meal
but now the meal has turned into a cult. Beware, if you eat this ‘Nasi Lemak’,
it will also eat you in return! Yeah, and since it is triangle shaped, it would
next probably be affiliated with the pyramids. Then, they are going to say that
the UFO’s are going to land on this Nasi Lemak, and if you are somewhere near
it or even eating it, the aliens are going to abduct you, take you for a
vacation to Mars, and send you to Pluto for a course in Architecture so that
you can learn to build more pyramids on the moon.
What did this nut had
to say about the rice coated with curry, topped with some items like anchovies
and peanuts with egg (bulls eye egg
actually) decorated on top this tiny heap of rice? The original script was in
Malay, so I had to translate it into English. Here’s what they say:
Image above: The bulls eye egg that lays on top of 'Nasi Lemak' (heap of rice)
Many are not aware that the famous Nasi Lemak
with egg (bulls eye egg) that happens to be on our breakfast menu list is none other than the
Jews agenda that is linked to Freemason and Illuminati.
Why? Look for yourself!!
·
The egg is shaped like an eye or “all seeing
eye” which happens to be the Freemason’s symbol
·
The Nasi Lemak is intentionally designed to be
shaped like a pyramid which again happens to be the symbol of the Freemason and
the Illuminati
·
The roasted peanuts that are reddish in colour
is the symbol of the Red Bean Army. (Say what?)
·
The curry which is coated on the rice refers to
the “blood brotherhood” which is the foundation of the Freemason Union
·
The Nasi Lemak which is rich in fats and cholesterol
that can cause the consumer to become sleepy and unproductive will soon lead to
diseases such as heart disease, etc. This is Jews agenda to weaken the strength
of the Malays.
Therefore, we must boycott Nasi Lemak with
eggs. Boycott, Boycott! Freemason Agenda!
Well, in a nutshell,
despite the peanuts on the rice, some people are just going nuts and making
mountains out of a mere Nasi Lemak. Despite all modernization, technologies,
exposure to modern thinking, some people still prefer to go backwards in time. If
time stands still, this people will still be walking, and walking backwards. However,
the Nasi Lemak Freemason author forgot to mention his theories on Nasi Lemak
Udang, Sotong, Ikan etc (rice coated with prawns, squids, and fish). When talk
of ‘sotong’, I am reminded of LGBT and I hope he will not start over another
theory. I rest my eggs! Oh... and yes, if Willie Nelson ever stumbles into this blog post, he will probably be then singing, 'To all the eggs I've ate before ...........) And once again, I rest my eggs!!
Image: Now they have got this chicken puzzled !!
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